she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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