Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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