like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
third nipple confirmed
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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