yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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