I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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