For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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