You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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