Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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