Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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