Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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