And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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