STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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