Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Randomize
