Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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