Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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