I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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