So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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