mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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