I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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