conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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