I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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