Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
