My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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