Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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