been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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