but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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