Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
