So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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