Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Fuck appropriateness.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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