Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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