nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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