my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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