i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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