hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
