Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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