How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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