My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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