Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
