Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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