im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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