it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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