belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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