no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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