whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
