Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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