Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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