I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
