is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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