Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
