Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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