I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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